8 months pregnant woman got on a bus she noticed the man sitting opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. By the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she reported the situation to the driver and the driver had the man arrested.
The case came up in court. The judge asked the young man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.
The young man said, You see your Honor, it went this way: When the lady got on the bus, I quickly noticed her condition. She sat down under a sign that read, “The Double Mint Twins are coming” and I smiled. Then she shifted and sat under a sign that read, “Logan’s Liniment will reduce the swelling”, and that started a mild laugh in me. Then she went on to keep herself under a deodorant sign that read, “William’s Big Stick Did the Trick”, and my oh my did I laugh.
BUT, Your Honor, when she shifted the fourth time and she sat under a sign that read, “Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident”, I couldn’t help it anymore as I burst into uncontrollable laughter.
The case was thrown out!